I’d like to take a moment to register that I’ve just had the most ridiculous phonecall of all time with my friend Vincent. Cell-C seem incapable of providing cellphone coverage to really obscure areas of Joburg like RANDBURG, so that every second word was cut off and he sounded like he was speaking to me from inside a fishtank. In addition, he kept speaking to his wife inbetween speaking to me, and was going on about 7de Laan in frightening detail.